Zombie Apocolypse

Updated on June 07, 2012
T.K. asks from Grand Prairie, TX
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HA! Made you look! So, did you hear, another guy tried to eat another guys face? Note to self - tell my kids say no to drugs.

And, BTW, hy the face? Why not go for the meaty part? Not the grisly, eyeball part. I wouldn't eat a cows face or a chickens face.

Sorry, yes, I know, it's real and it's gross. But my office is convinced it's a sign of the end times, so, I have to make jokes to keep from turning into chicken little. Mmmmm, chicken.

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B.

answers from Augusta on

not a zombie.
Zombies are back from the dead, and eat brains.
theses idiots are just druggie cannibal.

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J.K.

answers from Kalamazoo on

Lol, just to clarify a zombie is someone who came back from the dead and then ate people. That guy was just a wacko.... and a cannibal.

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S.G.

answers from Grand Forks on

So my 10 year old asks me "In case of the Zombie Apocolypse can I drop the F-bomb?" I said "Of course you can, but I had better see zombies if I hear you using the F-bomb!!!"

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J.C.

answers from Anchorage on

technically they would be canibals, to be a zombie one must be dead first. Also, stuff like this has always happened, we have had several documented cases of canibals in the US alone, not to mention the rest of our planet. Rest assured a few canibals will not end the earth.

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answers from Dallas on

I actually find it really disturbing, that people are getting giggles from humans eating each other. (I'm not really speaking to you directly, just in general terms.) I know we have to find humor in difficult situations, but seriously...people are eating each other. I just can't find any part of that funny. I bet the victims and their families don't.

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A.G.

answers from Dallas on

I heard about it last week and used it as another opportunity to talk to my 14 year old son about drugs and why he should not do them. He had never heard of doing bath salts, which surprised me since I hear my high school students talk about it sometimes. He couldn't believe how stupid people are sometimes, and I was pleased by his reaction. We also talked about how awful it was for the victim and his family. So tragic.

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D.T.

answers from Muncie on

Hollywood has made a killing with these movies....and the science behind them is terrifying. It makes a normal person worry it could happen. Darn you!

It doesn't help that I'm a vivid dreamer and know I have weak survival skills. I'm moving North and buying a goat!

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J.S.

answers from Columbia on

Maybe faces are delicious?

:)

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C.W.

answers from Phoenix on

maybe it tastes like chicken?

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E.V.

answers from Phoenix on

It is not funny at all. I agree with Bug. If it was you or your family who is being chewed, you won't make fun of it. I can't imagine how painful it is for the Miami victim.
Only stupid people who will use the bath salt, but they might be drugged as well. For me, drug seller and chemist is really bad. Beside child molester, they should be sentenced to death. No excuse. What they did ruin many families and life. Period.

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A.M.

answers from Kansas City on

Have you heard what the actually put in bath salts? UGH! Why anyone would put things like comet, house cleaners purposefully in their body is beyond me!

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K.G.

answers from Boca Raton on

I will be showing my son these videos when he becomes a teen, so he knows NEVER to do drugs or this is what could happen!!! I'm sure he doesn't find pleasure in eating humans. That way, it will be embedded in his head what could happen if he does drugs!

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M.C.

answers from Albuquerque on

I want to know what is in "bath salts" that makes people want to eat other people's faces?!

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☼.S.

answers from Los Angeles on

Crazazy stuff, for sure. I had a dream the other night that aliens were attacking Earth. It was so REAL!

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J.H.

answers from San Antonio on

Actually, did you know that barbacoa is the pig's head? So yeah, people do eat animals faces as well. ;)

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C.N.

answers from Baton Rouge on

Actually, I have eaten a cow's face - it's called barbacoa in Mexican restaurants, and it's delicious. .

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