Jff - You Know You've Still Got It When....

Updated on November 03, 2011
T.K. asks from Grand Prairie, TX
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Ok, I depressed everyone with my old jokes. How about we flip the script.

You know you've still got it when.....

3) You overhear the sacker at the grocery store call you a milf
2) Some guy at the book store asks what's your major
1) You get carded buying beer

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I have big Texas hair too! I get way more double takes and compliments when my hair is properly teased into place.

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N.A.

answers from Chicago on

All of the above! My oldest is 12 and when we go out together people automatically assume she's my little sister rather then my daughter! Lol...She hate's it and I don't mind it I just correct them and tell them she's my daughter....Great question! Have a wonderful day!

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R.D.

answers from Richmond on

You walk into the elementary school with a backpack as a purse and get asked for your hall pass.

Seriously, I know I'm short, but c'mon!!

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V.W.

answers from Jacksonville on

Not sure if this is good or bad, but....

Yesterday I went to the Clinique counter and had my eyes made over. I have blue eyes and use very "natural" style with my makeup, and very neutral tones. (Any sort of jewel tones--green/blue/purple--make me look like a clown). Clinique had a freebie where you get a free eye trio if you do a "consult"... so I consulted, lol. Anyway, the very nice (and GOOD) consultant redid my eyes and also touched up-lighted my cheeks and did my lips! It looked AMAZING! I LOVED it!
I come home, my husband trails in from work about 30 minutes later... and he says nothing. I wait 20 minutes or so. I ask him to look at me. He does. He obviously sees nothing different. So I TELL him... and he (still looking like he is not seeing what I just told him)... says.. l"ooks good."

So, do I ALWAYS look that fabulous and I just wasn't aware???!!! ;)

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J.L.

answers from Los Angeles on

the UPS guy at your office invites you to his house for a BBQ...

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✤.J.

answers from Dover on

I get carded once in a while when I'm buying cigs. Now that is really something!

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J.✰.

answers from San Antonio on

Ha, Rachel. When I first started teaching school (ELEMENTARY up to 5th grade), the principal's husband came and told me later that his first thought was "Are the kids really allowed to have that many piercings in their ears?" because he thought I was a student, and I had 7 piercings in my ears.

I got carded a month ago. I told the gal I was 31 and she was VERY surprised.

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P.B.

answers from Spartanburg on

...when people cannot believe I am a mother (yaaaayyyyy!!!!)!

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T.F.

answers from Dallas on

Most people believe my 16 yr old is my sister!

I am 49 and got hit on by a really hot guy in his 20's at Starbucks!

I was at my daughter's Sr High school to buy tickets for the ballgame on Friday night, a teacher stopped me and asked why I was not in class. I had to show her my parent hall pass..

I get called a MILF

My daughter told our hairdresser that I was a "hot mom" at her school.

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A.G.

answers from Houston on

I was just going to say get carded!

I was having dinner the other night at 6 at this place that just so happens to be a bar at night. College boys offered to buy me a beer while i was paying our check at the bar........i turned around and pointed down at my obviously pregnant belly and we all had a laugh.

I think i didnt have it for awhile but i am getting it back.

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C.O.

answers from Washington DC on

when you walk by a construction site and the men stop and whistle...

yeah - getting carded is fun!!!

Love the book store question!! That would plaster a smile all over my face!!!

have a great day!

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J.L.

answers from Chicago on

when I get carded and the cashier says I would never have guessed that.
or when my sister who is 10+years younger is standing next to me and someone asks which one is the older sis! LOL

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H.G.

answers from Dallas on

I love it when people I don't know very well ask me if my 15 yr old is my little brother ! I take my big Texas hair seriously and when someone tells me my hair is fabulous it puts a little bounce in my step!! Love y'all :)

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