M.R.
Okay this cracks me up (the concept of vestal virgins).
My sorority (won't say which one :P ) had "ancient ties" with the Greek goddess Vesta/Hestia (goddess of hearth and home) and apparently the vestal virgins kept the sacred fires of Rome burning and never let them go out. Apparently in order to do their job they never got the opportunity to date, wed, or bear children. Since they were associated with Vesta, they were called Vestal Virgins.
Which, of course used to always crack us up because as a college co-ed none of us in our sorority were particularly interested in keeping the flame alive, but rather burning the midnight oil while we either studied *cough* or partied with our friends and male counterparts.
I don't think Vesta would have approved, but we sure had a great time!