The Most Stupid Question.

omg, i wish there were hidden cameras recording, because you know every single person who reads this question is trying to do it!
khairete
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You are so funny, Ephie! I laughed so hard I snorted when I read this!

The answer is, I have no idea - I never tried!

No, DANG IT. And I can't roll my r's, or snap my fingers, or do the Star Trek thing with my hands. The banes of my existence.

Sigh. I have a boy. I'm afraid I will never be able to teach him anything.

;)

P.S.
Don't even get me started on helicopter noises...

Ok, well I've got two boys...

So if you push your tongue, like DART it against the back of your front teeth, really fast, over and over, and kinda hum, but you have to keep your nasal passage closed, you know? And let some spit fly too.

BAHAWAHAHA!!

Happy Good Friday, Passover, Full Moon Friday, and Easter Ephie! I think this beats Marty's question about how to make her Peruvian Guinea Pigs less publicly appealing!

Ya'll are just the best!

:)

This is hilarious because about 12 years ago, we (me and some fellow coworkers) got on a debate how females can not make gun noises. So, all the guys that were participating made amazing gun noises (all types) and all us girls all had pitiful "pew pew" type noises. We joked about publishing our findings that day:)

Troy just tried but it sounded more like a messed up Woody woodpecker. :p

My 6yo grandson makes a pretty good machine-gun sound by rolling a long "r-r-r-r" and adding some voice to it – sounds a bit like the word "the" that rolls for however long you want. (Or however long you can. I can't roll my r's, so I get off only single shots.)

Love the question! :-D

That's not stupid. That is a perfect Friday night question.

Oh, and I tried. I have no idea how.

Good luck with your quest.

LOL Working on it--will report back later!

Theresa nailed it.

<grin> & yup. Also fully auto 3peat tuh-tih-tap, shotgun shook-chook-boom, grenade launcher. Zwooop-poomph.

ALL you have to do though, is clap your hands. :D Thats what automatic weapons sound silenced. Like hands clapping, or stilletos on a pool deck.

MINE has a suppressor, neener neener.

RRrrrrrrrrrrrighty-o I can.

My son can too, but in our house I'm always shouting, "those better be Love Darts!"

Wellll, yesterday I was gonna ask how to hard boil eggs, but I refrained.

I figured it out.

You will, Im sure, learn to machine gun your mouth. :)

Totally funny Ephie. My girls were just doing it with their Banana's at supper. My oldest is pretty good, but then again she goes to preschool with some pretty weapon oriented boys. So she has learned to do if from there. Its like a staccato, r-r-r rolling, put your lower lip under your top front teeth and blow f sound all at the same time? ff-d-d-d-r-rr-r-d-d--f-f-ff- I hate making gun sounds, my husband makes me laugh so hard cause occasionally when he is getting a little silly he makes motions in his nether regions saying "pitt-tu pitt-tu" in a super high pitched voice. I ask him what that is, he says its his "love gun" Please I prefer the machine gun HAHAHA

Probably not, but I'll bet my son can.

He can make convincing public address system sounds while we are walking around in Target. I have to shush him for fear someone will actually believe it. He'll walk around pulling the front of his shirt up towards his mouth with the heel of his hand (all secret service like) and call for "ptschehk. Clean up on aisle 7. Clean up on aisle 7. ptschshhh" (yeah... that's the static-y noise at the end when the close off the mike). LOL

ETA:
He likes to call "codes" too. THAT makes me nervous. Cause I don't know what codes he might be calling! He just makes them up!!

I suppose I should chalk it up as verification about the little test he did with school that gave a list of potential careers he might be suited for. (not the ACT or ASVAB, just something he did online for an online class).... one was a rescue type worker: EMT, Fireman, etc...

And having read the other responses now, geeez.... it really must be a boy thing. HAHAHA

I think this is NOT the most stupid question.

"Could I be pregnant?" comes to mind,
in addition to the subject line being "I need advise/advice." Well no duh every question on here is someone looking for advice!

I could make a gun noise perhaps ..... as far as it being convincing? Eh doubtful. Why on earth do you want to know this??

@Suz, I did try! LOL!

I can't do it, but I'm sure someone somewhere can.

Yep, most stupid question