While I was out shopping with my daughter (6yrs old), she asked what the tampon machine in the bathroom was for...I answered her like I normally do..I said " those are things that older girls need" And she quickly responded " oh are those the things that you stick up your butt to stop you from farting"...lol! I about spit my drink out of my mouth and just yes because I wasn't sure what to respond with. So. what have your kids said that made your literally laugh out loud?
I was helping my five year old son put his socks on. I asked him, "Where did you get such cute feet?" And without missing a beat he said, "Walmart."
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Not sure I can top your daughter's response!
My son misunderstood when people said (too quickly) "On your mark, get set, go". My husband refers to the grocery store as a "market" so my son lined up his little race cars and chanted, "On your market, get started, ready, set, go!" Once he was asking for something and apparently had heard other kids say things like, "If you do X, I'll be your best friend." So he said to me, "Please Mom. I'll be your best kid." (As a single child, he would have that distinction anyway!)
Maybe his best was explaining, at age 6, how Santa knew which houses to visit and which to skip. We're Jewish but never wanted him to tell other kids about Santa's status, so we just said we asked Santa to keep going past our house. As we were driving down the street, he looked out the window at the chimney caps some people put up to keep birds and squirrels out. He decided all those houses were Jewish homes because they had installed "Santa caps" as a signal to the big guy!
oh, heavens, i've got nothing THAT good!
:D
i do remember a conversation with my younger.......i'm trying to remember how old he was. maybe 9 or 10? maybe a little older. what i thought was pre-puberty. anyway, we were talking about erections, and i commented that it would probably start happening in odd and unexpected places for no reason whatsoever and his eyes flew open wide and he exclaimed, 'oh WOW! i KNOW!'
we were both surprised.
:) khairete
S.
hahahaha so funny.
My youngest is 8. We love her dearly but she is always in trouble (She is a cocktail of ADHD and Autism). I was so angry at her for something and she starts kissing me.
Me: "No! Rory your kisses are not working!" She kept at it and said, "Its loading, Nanay. Its loading."
My oldest who is 10 came across a new word and asked her dad, "What is promiscuous?" My husband's reply, "Someone who likes a lot of people." Uhmmm…No!
My son comes up with some doozies. He was explaining to me the other day that he was making sure the house was clean by leaving the light on. You know, because germs like cool, dark spaces, so the light means they won't grow!
The last really good one that made me laugh was when he was talking to me and he used air quotes in the correct context! I know I've used air quotes, but I don't remember using them in front of him, so I have no idea where he got that from!
ooh my word...nope.
Mine are 12 and 14 and the zingers they get out are good - but nothing like this!!
I'm STILL laughing so forgive the typos!! thanks for the laugh!! I needed it!
Too funny!
To this day, if I'm in the middle of reading a story and he needs to leave for a minute or two, he'll ask me to "put it on pause". Ah, life in the digital age.
My son, just over 2 yrs. old at the time, needed to use the restroom at a church. I was holding his hand, walking into the restroom, when a little girl followed us in, and asked, "Oooooh, is he gonna get "a talking to?". (as in a scolding). I just thought that was precious.
And then, once when my girls (probably about 3 and 7) were in the back seat of the car. All I hear is, "Give me back my HAIR!!!" haha the older one picked off a few strands of loose hair from the younger one's top.
Love the ____@____.com plugs.
As for my kiddo, this weekend I told him I was afraid that if we didn't hurry we'd hit traffic. He tells me, its ok mommy, you don't have to be afraid. If you start feeling afraid just tell me and I'll sit by you until you feel brave.
He meant well, but he kinda got it wrong.
F. B.
My little 2 1/2 year old granddaughter, often has constipated stools that are rather firm and round, for some reason, she calls them "meatballs" in her diaper.
At Christmas dinner, we were actually having meatballs and her Mom asked her if she wanted a meatball and granddaughter said,
"No Mommy, I already had one".
We cracked up. We will never look at a meatball the same way again.
Yesterday we had about 5 inches of snow, so my boys trekked out to shovel driveways. They returned with $115 for about 3 hours of work. Not bad!
At the dinner table, they were telling their dad about their haul and my husband quipped, "Well, I'll need 20% for the use of my shovels." Without missing a beat, T responds, "Thanks, OBAMA!"
