E.B.
This almost seems like you're in trouble. "No, dear, just looking for strawberry recipes." You've posted before about your husband, and somehow the first person to reply to this read something the rest of us didn't.
Are you seriously looking for strawberry recipes, or are you in danger, or are you simply frustrated with a perhaps less-than-perfect husband who isn't actually endangering you but giving you a few too many of those eye-rolling moments?
PM the moderator if this is a serious attempt to get help.