R.J.
Lol... NOT that one! (my son is violently allergic to it, he practically started gushing blood on the spot! Everywhere it touched huge bleeding blisters formed in under a minute). But rx lotramin cream had his bum peachy in hours. Between 3-6. Whatever works! No one wants their privates on fire and bleeding!!! Bad. Very. Very. Bad.
Similarly (can you tell we battled yeast infections, also?
Papertowels!!! :) :) :) About 1/10th the cost of wipes, and the tap makes warm water, and voila! Clean bums! No yeast infections (from wipe allergy, and the more hypoallergenic the worse his reaction was... we fought yeast infections for MONTHS before we figured out the paper towel trick). A roll goes in the car with a water bottle and it's wipes anywhere! Or folded in a ziplock! LOVE paper towels. I just KICKED myself for ever buying wipes to begin with.
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Hot chocolate. Specifically hershey's chocolate syrup and whole milk. Pour, squirt, stir, zap... INSTANT fix. (hypoglycemic kid)