After spending the past two months thinking about going to the gym, I put on 5 pounds. And when I finally went (twice!), I gained another half a pound. I'm trying to convince myself it's muscle. What do you think?
Okay, fine. I can pretend to be shocked as much as I want, but the thing that keeps ringing through my head like a mantra is something I heard Richard Simmons say on a late night talk show *years* ago.
"The reason people who have lost weight regain it is that they lie to themselves. They say, "I've done so well, I deserve a reward" or "Now that I've got things under control, I can have this thing I shouldn't eat" or "I'll just exercise more to work this off." But the truth is, they are lying to themselves, and one lie turns into another lie."
(Paraphrased, obviously. You get the idea.)