I am talking about the lame ones, the ones that you almost feel sorry for the guy, lol.
I haven't hear one in long (sigh) but today my husband was playing around and he just said one that was super cheesy, lol.
I know he was joking but when I was single I did got to hear some very lame and many of the guys actually expected to work!
Here are the cheesy:
-If I tell you that you have a good body, would you hold it against me?"
-You must be tired from running from my dreams"
And there was this mean gross one I can't remember well but had to do with a women period and the guy being a vampire or something, yuke!!
There are other ones in Spanish but are kind of hard to translate, but you can't imagine how many they are in Spanish.
Which one is the most cheesy pick up line you have ever hear, and did it work?
Lol, I am cracking up reading your answers. Ialso remember the worst one ever. I was with my then 10 year old daughter in a line at Disney in a 2 seat ride, and this guy with his son (around 6) kept looking at me the whole time (line was very long) finally ask me if my daughter was my sister, I said no, she is my daughter, then he said "wow, really, you look great you guys look like sisters!!! Ok, I get this is something a guy may try when the daughter is on her 20's and you in your late 40's but for a 10 year old, and also picking a women in front of their kids is just awful!
Let's play Army and you can blow the hell out of me. Classy. Then I had one guy come up to me and ask, "Are you a handful?" while looking ay my chest. He was expecting a Yes or No answer so he could offer to test, what he didn't expect is for me to look down at him and say, "Are you?" He looked like someone slapped him and walked off. To be honest that could have backfired and he could have offered to show me. :)
I haven't heard many myself but my husband sometimes points to his lips and says, "I have an owwie right here, can you kiss it and make it better?" I usually tell him he's lucky I already love him because that would never work if we were still dating...
When a friend and I were standing in line to buy movie tickets back when we were in high school a guy we both knew came up to her and with a lecherous grin asked her if she'd like to have breakfast with him sometime. She told him she only liked Italian sausage in the morning and his limp breakfast links just wouldn't do. His friends had a good laugh at that.
i'm howling at the awfulness of some of these responses!!!
i thought i'd heard it all in my years of bartending.
my older son says he's had surprising success with this one, which isn't actually gross or anything.
'wow, you are hot. you are so much hotter than i am. in spite of that, can i buy you a cheeseburger?'
he says he doesn't get laid much but gets to enjoy many cheeseburgers with hot girls.
:) khairete
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Do you believe in love at first sight? Or do I need to walk past you again?
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams
Nice shirt...it would look better on my floor
Are you busy at 3am?
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
(my fav) Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
What's that in your eye? Must just be a twinkle.
I have only three months to live. ..
Your name must be Mickey because your so fine
Your daddy must play the trumpet, because he sure made me horny
seriously I have ALOT of them..not because they have ever been used on me but sadly my EX is a comedian and I asked him about some stupid pick up lines and the above is what I got..he gave me more but I picked out my favs
"You play golf? Cuz I have a couple of balls in my pocket you could use."
Bleh!
I have heard too many, sadly, of these things.
Is there a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.
Are you tired? You've been running through my mind all day.
Did it hurt?... When you fell from heaven?
Nice shoes... wanna make out?
I don't know a bout "cheezy" but I got a downright repulsive one recently. I was in a restaurant with my 2 year old (PS I am sitting down but I am like 6-7 months pregnant). This guy says "You're daughter looks just like you..." and then offers to "supply the next child". (I can't remember his exact words, but ack! I am with my toddler AND Im pregnant) so I said "well, you are too late". Then to make matters worse he says something like how I outta ditch my husband and get with him..... His line was something like "oh, I figured maybe you had the baby fever and I was gonna offer my services". How do you even respond to that!?!
(Guy dips finger in his drink, Touches his shoulder then hers) "Let's get out of these wet clothes."
@P S, LOL! Tell him "Great! I'll get my 9 Iron...."
This is by far the worst I've ever heard.
That dress is becoming on you.
I'd like to " " "
"no se lo que esta pasando en el cielo que se estan callendo las estrellas"
My husband
I don't know what's going on up above, but stars are falling (like I am the star) He's so cheesy.
L.
I actually had someone tell me, "You'd look good with a baby."
I was 18.
He was probably old enough to be my father.
It was at work.
That is just wrong on so many levels!!
Was that an earthquake, or did you just rock my world?
My 15 year old son told me one of his friends tried that one. It doesn't appear to have gotten him very far.
This isn't (I hope wasn't) a pick up line, just something a guy said jokingly to me. I was 14 when I would dye my hair red. I had just dyed it and so it was amazingly red in the sun. I was sitting on the bus at school and the sun behind me. The bus driver looked up and said, "Did it hurt?"
Me, "What?"
"when you fell from heaven. Your hair in the sun makes you look like you have a halo."
hahaha!
"That dress looks great on you but it would look better on my floor."
"Ok, I'm here. What are your other two wishes?"
Many, many, many (ok you get the point) years ago I was with a group of friends at a club. One of the guys walked up to some random girl and said, "Hey, let's go &!@#" She left with him. I COULD NOT believe it!
"May I worship you?" No joking... A guy actually said that... and while kneeling on the floor no less. Uhhhgggg... I almost lost my lunch.
I also had a guy try to pick me up by writting a cheesy song. I was in a piano bar with my friends and this guy started playing the piano, making up this song. And it wasn't very good..... I guess he was thinking I would be impressed.... I wasn't.
Oh and my husband always gives me this cheesy line....
ME------- "geez I'm hot" (meaning it's hot outside and I'm sweating)
Husband------"Yay you are..."
It's soooooo bad... but I love it when he says it!
"I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?" ;)
And I quote still laughing'' your pants look real good, cause I can see myself in them''. Really you can not also making an underlying or not so underlying comment about yourself when you are trying to pick someone up.
