The Things Children Say Make Us Smile!

My son is 6 and one day after school he came home and asked, "mommy, who is the boss of the whole entire world?" I said "who?" Next he proudly answers, "the PRINCIPAL of the united states!!"

My son, Matthew, just turned 2 this month. His favorite toy is any ball- he even calls apples and oranges, "ball". When I changed him the other day, he starts grabbing his private area and laughing. All of a sudden, he stops laughing and you can see the "lightbulb going off" look on his face. "BALLLL!!!!!", he shouts as he is holding his left teste. I couldn't stop laughing, it was hysterical. Hope all of you ladies are having a great day...

My son who just turned 5 on May 18, asked his father on Easter where babies come from. Me and his father have not been together for almost 2 years. His dad calls me up and tells me this and then tells me what he told him. He said, "babies come from a special hole on mommy, that only daddy's, mommys, and doctors can see. Well when he came home we were all sitting down to dinner and he asks my husband, if he ever saw mommy's special hole when I had them, to which my husband turned 3 shades of red and answered him honestly and said that he did not see mommy's special hole when he was born, and quickly proceeded to change the subject. I love my children(O:

my 3 year old son came into the room and said "mommy mere" (meaning come here), so i got down to his level and he put his hands on each side of my face and said "mommy, your so wonderful"
I couldn't help but just melt.

My son wants to go see the new Pirates movie and he calls it "Pirates that Carry A Bean"

I have recently been trying to coax my almost 2 year old daughter to say "I love you" to me, her Dad or her Grandparents but haven't had any luck. Yesterday as I'm busy doing something in the kitchen I hear "I wuv youuuu" and so I got all happy and turned to look at her. To my surprise she was standing right in front of the TV apparently confessing her love to none other than Mickey Mouse!! I guess Mommy will have to wait........lol.

My Granddaughter Juliana just turned 6 on sunday, she told me now that she is 6 she is older like me, she said she can catch up to me faster now.

My son is almost 6 and he is in total love with dirtbikes. He wants to be a famous dirtbike rider, which can be dangerous stuff right? So he says to me the other day "ya know mom I don't think I'm ever going to play baseball cause I could really get hurt if that ball hits me!" So I say and you don't think its dangerous to ride a dirtbike and he said no not as dangerous LOL

My two year old has been really curious about the body and has been really intrigued why Mommy looks different. So when i was getting out of the shower one day he turns to me so excited pointing he says "I know what you got You got a Daddy Butt!" I just about died laughing.

I don't have anything to share from my own son, as he's only 14 months old and has very little (that is recognizable) to say just yet, but I'll share a story from my Goddaughter. When she was about 3 she asked me if I knew how old she was so I said "Yes, honey...you're 3! Do you know how old I am?" She stopped, thought REAL hard and said "5?" I thought, "Yes. Right you are...I'm 5!" I only wish! Of course I told her how old I really was and she said "NO! That's not a real number!" I guess I AM old if the number was too big to be "real"!

mothers day my three year old daughter... out od now where comes to me as im making beds and tells me ...... "mom, you have bug butt cheeks, and i have little ones." All i could do was smile and say yes your right. i am now regreting teaching her the difference between big and small!

My daughter's third grade project was to raise chicks from eggs in her classroom. So 11 chicks hatched and we got an opportunity to bring them home for a night (two of them). When my son, who is 2 saw them, he fell in love with them. So we were letting the chicks walk around in the living room and my son leaned down to the chicks and was telling them..........I a boy. Like he was introducing himself to them. It was so cute.
My daughter came with me to the hairdresser and I get my eyebrows waxed after my haircut. So when she was done, my dauther said, cmon lets go get your ears waxed.

I have twins who do not look anything alike. One has fine blonde hair and green eyes the other has brown curly hair with brown eyes. The blonde haired twin usually keeps his hair a little longer than my other twin boy who usually has a brush cut. I had decided to get my blonde sons hair cut into a brush cut for the summer thinking it would be cooler for him. Well, needless to say I hated it. I said to my son, "Noah, you just dont look like my Noah with that hair cut". My other son says "Thats ok Mommy, we can just call him Ralphy. Hi Ralphy". It was so funny. Where do kids come up with the things they say?

A few weeks ago, I was out to lunch with my two boys ages 3 and 21 months. We were out with my friend and her little boy who is 1. With all these kids of course they put us in the furthest booth back. Another couple was seated in the next booth with their little girl. The gentleman from the next table got up to use the restroom and had to walk by our table. As he got up, I noticed he had an eyepatch. As he walked by our table, my 3yr old stood up. He pointed and yelled as loud as he could..."Look Mom, a pirate!" I don't have to tell you, I just about died. I told him a quiet voice, "The man hurt his eye and it's a bandaid for his eye". To which he just yelled louder..."NO, HE'S A PIRATE!" I'm just glad this gentleman didn't have a feathersword or my son would have busted out singing the Wiggles.

My 7 year old never fails to amaze me with her goofiness , lol.
One morning she asked me , with all seriousness, what animals turkey burgers come from. I just sort of stared at her for a minute then said, "ummmm, turkeys ya dingbat" She stands up and yells "To the Dingbat Cave", then runs out of the room !!!
Before I could recover she's back with her 3 year old sister, both wearing cape towels,she tells me they are Dingbat and Wingnut Superheroes that go around answering silly questions.

My mother has several peony bushes in her lawn, and my children love to smell them. One day, my oldest, who was 4 at the time, said, "Come on, Mimi(that's what they call my mom), let's go smell your pantyhose"! Needless to say, my mother and I just about died laughing.