Oh the Things They Say

That is classic!

My 5 yo just got into Star Wars recently and told me I should start calling him Bobo Fett. Riiiiiight.

Yesterday I told my little daughter that she couldn't have any ice cream tomorrow because she didn't eat her veggies. So today she asks me for ice cream. I told her "No, remember? I told you no ice cream because you didn't eat your veggies last night." She said "I don't remember that. I think you're hallucinating. Maybe some ice cream will help."

The other day my 10 year old was throwing a fit about the way her hair looked so I sent her to her room to cool off. My 3 year old girl came in and said, "Sissy's grounded cuz her hair is not fabulous. But MY hair is fabulous!" Lol.

My son who is two was playing the other day and I asked him how he was doing and he responded "oh hell I don't know". This is something his great Gpa always said, he passed away last year but apparently it made an impression on our little guy. I had to explaine that we don't say certian words but inside I was cracking up.
This morning he told me he wanted the whole grain Cherrios with fiber, LOL! I could write a book.

At the table my daughter (she and my son are Godzilla fanatics) told my son: "Don't breath fire with food in your mouth."

Also my 2 year old who barely talks yet was standing at the sink when I knocked a loud, startling, clattering glass jar of make up into the sink right in front of her. When I said, "Oh, woopsy, are you OK?" she said "F__ck! Fu__ck!" In a stoic, shocked manner JUST LIKE HER DAD had done earlier that morning when he walked in to find one of them had turned on the heat full blast in a room with the AC running on the hottest day of the heat wave.
The hubs got a spanking for that one.

My four year old daughter found a fuzzy caterpillar in the garden and named him "Fuzzy Balls". Of course, she tells everyone she sees about sweet lil' Fuzzy Balls. Let's just say that my very proper mom didn't see the humor as much as my husband and I did! :)

HAHAHA @ YOUR SON! My baby brother, when he was actually a baby, couldn't say 'truck'... but he's obsessed with tractor trailers. Every time we went on a road trip, it was 'Look! Big f**k! BIG F**K!!'... LOL!

At the grocery store yesterday, I told my 6 and 7 years olds to pick out a cereal. They can read now, so my 7 year old starts yelling, 'I WANT FIBER ONE CEREAL! I WANT FIBER OOOOONE!!!!'... uh, kid, do you even KNOW what that is? The stock boy next to us was dying laughing.

Then my 6 year old was doing a puzzle last night, and got frustrated, and said, 'this puzzle is craptastic'... WHAT?! LOL!! I told her it wasn't a nice word. She debated that it was fun to say; she heard it on a tv commercial. Awesome.

My daughter is almost three, and her favorite movie is the Iron Giant. There is a scene in which the boy says, "OOOOh Mooom!" all annoyed. My daughter has taken to saying that, which is just funny. However the other day she started, "Ooooh Jiiiim!" Now I wonder, who the hell is Jim and what did HE do to piss her off?

That and yesterday I tried to brush her teeth, to which she ran away and told me, "NO it's MY face." I just cracked up.

My friend's 2 year old son loves Thomas the Train. When they were in the toy store one day he said he wanted the train Pursey. My friend said no, so her son started screaming "I want Pursey, I want Pursey!" Only problem is he doesn't say the letter "r" - you can imagine what it sounded like.....

This thread has me cracking up. Love all your stories.

The other day my 3-year-old daughter ran into the kitchen after getting dressed and said, "Mommy, you will be so proud of me. I put my dirty clothes in the hampster."

Thanks for the laugh!!! That is hilarious.

My 4 yr old was in the room when my husband was watching Dateline or some other news show. They were discussing the impoverished state of Africa. My little guy enjoys geography, so when we were looking over the world map, he points to Africa and says, "That's Africa. There's no food there." (like there is no food in Africa at all!)

I was in the dressing room in my bra and panties and my 2yo son said, "now dance mommy." I wanted to die, hoping no other women in the dressing room had heard. The only thing I could think of was that our teenage babysitter had watched MTV while watching him. He's 18 now and I still laugh thinking back on that.

Oh geez, your story cracks me up!

I have so many I could tell, but I will share this one with you.
My 3 year old son hates to be pulled away from anything he may be doing at the time. He also does not like to have his hair combed or his teeth brushed. So, you can imagine the unhappiness when I have to remove him from whatever he is doing at the time to accomplish either of these tasks.

So on this particular day, I told him to come into the bathroom with me (he knew it couldn't be good, whatever it was) and he tried to give me some slack. I don't tolerate the grief, so he came in reluctantly and asked me, "what are you gonna do and is this gonna take long"?, to which I replied, "I am going to comb your hair, behave, and don't talk to mommy like that". Of course the tears started to roll and without missing a beat he says to me, "Mom, you are such a pain in my A$$"! I thought I was going to die laughing. I ran out of the bathroom so he couldn't see me. The hardest part was trying to repriman him afterwords while keeping a straight face!

My daughter was in the bathroom and I knocked on the door and ask her what she was doing. Her response "Mom you're just gonna have to wait and be Patient....I'm pooping!"