My ear is getting more swollen and turning a little blue
The same thing happened to me a few years ago. It started off just like that and then it just fell off....
Plague, clearly you have the black plague
Your symptoms make no sense. Red and hot means plenty of blood flow. Blue means restricted blood flow. Please stop trolling this site.
You're pregnant. Maybe. Probably.
Perhaps an enema would help.
Feel free to PM one of our newer members...JC D.
LOL
I'm not a doctor nor do I play one on tv.
Go see a doctor.
What's wrong is you are seeking medical advice from non doctors.
Quit it.
Good thing we are all doctors here. Sounds like diaper rash.
oh my God - isn't school back in session yet?? Calling Troll...
Welcome to mamapedia - now go home - or back to school.
on the off chance this is real? You need to see a doctor, dear. You might have been bit by a spider.
ETA - Doris Day - AWESOME response and catch!!
Julie S - sounds like the black plague! GREAT CALL!!!!
You guys are so HILARIOUS!! Love being part of this group.
I'm not saying its lupus but ....
Aliens....definitely aliens!
Another one liner from a newbie. What a surprise.
Maybe it needs an antidepressant if it's a little blue. Dutiducano D. has excellent advice.
Everyone knows that those are symptoms of being pregnant with the anti-Christ. Or maybe indigestion.
