I Just Have to Share

I laughed pretty hard, but man...I didn't really go through any of that. (That's not true. I DID feel terrible for every time I might have questioned a parent!!) I had a terrible pregnancy, but I guess I got the switch of after being fine. I did find her slight bitterns kind of hilarious.

Hysterical! I couldn't stop laughing. Browsing around the rest of the blog, I saw the following, which also made me laugh:

http://www.scarymommy.com/things-children-never-say/
25 THINGS CHILDREN NEVER SAY
1. Mommy is on the phone right now, so let’s entertain ourselves quietly.
2. I know where my soccer cleats are!
3. I’m going to play with my toys now. I really do have so many of them.
4. You’re making what for dinner? YUM!
5. That puddle would make an awfully big mess. I’m not going to stomp in it.
6. We’re going to be in the car for five hours? Let me pee first.
7. I’m too full for dessert.
8. I have a lot of homework tonight, I should get started.
9. Can I have some dental floss?
10. We all decided that we want to watch the same thing on TV.
11. Thank you for that yummy lunch! I didn’t trade any of it at the cafeteria.
12. You’re so much more fun than Dad.
13. Let’s get those thank you notes over with!
14. I’ve had enough electronics for the day.
15. I have a class project due two weeks from now.
16. I’m ready for bed.
17. I don’t care what my friends are allowed to have or do.
18. What did you ask me to do before? I want to made sure I go and do it.
19. I’m really enjoying this long car ride.
20. I need to wash my hands.
21. I’ll take the smallest piece, please.
22. You’re in the bathroom? OK, I’ll wait to ask you my unimportant question.
23. We don’t have school tomorrow? That stinks.
24. There’s so much to do in this house!
25. We’re going to be late, let’s go!

Thanks for sharing this! I needed a good laugh today! :)

Love that and it's so appropriate as my sister just had her first a few weeks ago and was (is) "Judgey McKnows-It-All"

Thanks for sharing!

Yep. Like her style.

Priceless and so true!!! I was one of those that would go in a friend's house and wonder how in the world they could live with fingerprints all over the TV screen and walls. Obviously, my standards changed and I actually did apologize to a few friends afterwards! So funny!!!

Thanks, I truly needed that!

Very cute. If you all want another good laugh, read the book "Go The F--k To Sleep." Priceless!

Ha! Ha! It's sooooo true! I have a friend who's due in a few weeks! Thanks for sharing. Hmmmm funny stuff I read lately, do childrens books count?!

Thank you! This is great

I love this! So true! Thanks for sharing.