I need some inspirational thoughts and motivational words to make M. not devour more of this chocolate bunny=) Damn M. forgetting to take it home to put in the basket on Easter. It's sitting there headless in front of M. looking oh so yummy. 2oz of solid chocolate isn't that bad right. I mean I had a salad for lunch...oh nooo I'm talking myself into it, and this is the year I want to feel great about myself on the beach since I can go pantsless (my other post explains that---yea I'm a posting fool today=) )
HE'S GONE----I MEAN I TAKE YOUR ADVICE FOR EVERYTHING ELSE---OH BOOOO NOW I HAVE TO START EXERCISING TONIGHT AND THROW AWAY ALL JUNK=(
oh but his feet are too close together---im afraid if I eat one I'll have to eat the other. plus he's already decapitated it would be mean to leave him with one leg , I;d have to eat both for humanity purposes=)
One and Done --Oh nooo theres a gift shop upstairs lol--but I can justify that by walking to get there. Ohhh I J. remembered I went on a half hour walk at lunch-I wonder if that would cancel out the bunny lol
Play 'itsy bitsy teeny weeny' :) Oh lets be honest, i am no help... i would be slowly nibbling away.....lol!
Oh J. EAT HIM already! Easter is only once a year, live a little!!
(My daughter is one of those kids whose Halloween candy last forever. Like one peice a day. Her damn chocolate bunny will be laughing at M. everytime I open the fridge for months! Na-ni-na-ni-poo-poo you can't eat M., I'm not YOURS!)
;)
Your subject line reminded M. of a picture I saw of two chocolate bunnies facing each other. One had a chunk bitten off of it's rear end, and the other bunny's ears had been bitten off. (By you, perhaps?) The caption under one said "My butts hurts..." The caption under the other bunny says "What?"
Enjoy the chocolate!
Well......the sooner he's gone, the sooner the temptation is gone, right?
After your update: Bwahahahahaha! No O. can rezeest zee tempation of zee bunny!
(Except, apparently, my kid who still has his bunny completely untouched...weeks later....sigh)
I'd finish it...feel guilty for 5 minutes... then move on this evening with a ride on the bikes with the kids (or walk)....
I figure if I limit myself to a certain amount of time for guilt...I've at least worried some calories...cause I'm a leg shaker when I'm worried!
Throw it in the garbage right now!
Or send it to M., lol!
Good luck with your self control; I know I couldn't do it.
ETA: a 30 minute walk justifies another bite. Go running tonight and you can take three more bites!! (Sorry, I know I'm not helping, lol!)
Is this PMS cravings?
If so, J. eat it. Then be done with it.
Once its gone, its gone.
Then no more problems with it.
LOL
I J. devoured an entire BOWL of Hershey kisses. I'm talking a cereal bowl size of them. But they weren't packaged and labeled (I would NEVER eat a candy bar b/c I can SEE what's in it!) so they don't count, right?
LOL!! This post cracks M. up...mostly because my almost 2-year old daughter got a small chocolate bunny in her Easter basket. I'm pretty sure this was her first experience with chocolate CANDY. She's had birthday cake and maybe an occasional bite of ice cream...but this was the first time she had straight up milk chocolate!!
Every day for the past week, when we get home in the evenings, the first thing she says is...."eat bunny, eat bunny". HAHA!! Yesterday, we ran out of bunny....she was NOT happy! :)
Eat one foot and put him in the drawer away from sight for another bite
tomorrow.
IT WILL BE OKAY! ;)
RIP little headless Easter bunny!
this post made M. laugh.
I hate when chocolate calls my name!! lol!
I'm jealous. The chocolate bunny I got my daughter is still sitting in her basket, uneaten..... because it sucks! I definitely got the wrong kind this year. Otherwise I'd be snacking too.
I say eat it and be done with it. Otherwise your entire day is spent distracted. I so feel your pain! And thank you for the exquisite narrative, I was able to fully picture what the chocolate bunny looked like! My kids devoured theirs thank goodness!
