Different Sized Knockers!! Lingerie Victory

Updated on February 11, 2013
R.J. asks from Seattle, WA
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Okay... So like "many women" the girls have been different sizes since pregnant/nursing did me in. They were undoubtedly a little off before, but post kids? "Fit the bigger" meant the smaller wobbled with the nip pointing like a compass trying to find north, and "fit the smaller" the dreaded double boob.

Not enough to be medically relavent.

Just a daily aggravation.

10 years of the tuck'n'push.

No more!!!

I just so happened to have 2 bras bite it, to become "impalement bras" at the same time, that were different sizes.

Usually I just patch the little hole, and move on.

Today, Im standing there holding the different sized wires in my hands, trying to sort which goes into which bra... When:

Have you gotten here ahead of me?

Yep. Inspiration!!!!

The big wires went into the right side of each bra, and the small wires into the left.

Perfect.
Fit.

Oh
Em
Gee

I had to share!!!!!

Everyone else may already be doing this... But no one has ever told me!!! Its always "fit the bigger".

Ha!

No more.

I just finished canabalizing all my bras that I own the same style in 2 sizes, and they all. fit. perfectly.

Now... I don't have gozanga boobies (nor Delightful Curves, Perfect Handful, Knockers to Die For) but I do have some bodacious tatas... So this may only work in the D+ sizes (Im a DDD & DDDD).

Have you ever tried this?
Or already do this?

No shame in the land of lingerie & lace.
I HAD to pass this on in case it might work for anyone else.

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☆.A.

answers from Pittsburgh on

Wow! Brilliant!

Reminds me if the Spanx inventor that cut the feet off of her co trol top pantyhose!

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S.S.

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Oh I haven't anything other to say than I always love whatever you say! This is the best!

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C.W.

answers from Lynchburg on

Woo Hoo for YOU R.!

Reminds me of a friend in college...

her nickname was' lefty'...

And she was on the swim team back in the day...(no way to hide!! lol)

So glad you found a solution!

Best to your 'bodacious'!
michele/cat

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D.B.

answers from Fargo on

Wow...i never thought of that....i also have 2 different sized tatas and yes the poor little one wabbles around or the big one squirts out all over the place. Now im wondering if I have any wires laying around....thanks!!

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C.O.

answers from Washington DC on

YOU GO GIRL!!!

Mine are close. So I've not had to do this!! But I will remember it!!!

THANK YOU!!!

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P.M.

answers from Portland on

"Impalement bra" – perfect description! And what an inspiration!

I've gotta ask, though, HOW do you repair those little holes so the wire doesn't just work through again? I've tried various kinds of band-aids, adhesive moleskin, and good old needle and thread. Nothing has lasted for very long, and I consider myself a reasonably capable mender.

Gack! I just wrote "sewer" for that last sentence, and was horrified to notice that it might mean "one who sews…" OR an underground conduit for carrying off waste…

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answers from Dallas on

I stopped trying with mine. I found a bra at Victoria's Secret, that helps me not have to do anything to even them out. (They don't sell it anymore, boo!! I only have one:(

It wasn't until after I had my kid, and my friends had children...that I appreciated my breasts...at all. I had a massive infection in my early twenties (and several smaller ones following) in one breast that caused it to swell hugely for some time. My breast never went back to it's normal size. BUT, I still have firm, perky ones post childbirth...so I'm calling that a victory!! I'll take that over even boobs any day!!

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K.M.

answers from Chicago on

Nope, I do not think that would work for my A/C ratio. I fit the big and "chicken cutlett" the small.

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S.H.

answers from Honolulu on

So funny.... but great creative outside the box problem solving... you at your best :)

Me: I've used a nursing pad in one side. Nothing in the other.
Seemed to even things out.
But I am not DDD+.
;)

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OMG you're brilliant!

You go girl! :)

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