B.H.
My mom is more Martha Stewart than Martha herself. When she was out of town near Christmas one year she made the mistake of asking my sister & I to look after her house for her.
We went to the Dollar Store and stocked up on the WORST stuff we could find... cheap garland, blinking lights, window clings, plastic candy canes, the whole nine yards. We also got lucky and found a yard sale and got some really old plastic light up Santa and Snowman stuff (like from the 70s).
We went to town -- it was BAD. Got it finished just in time for mom to pull in for the big reveal.
Lets just say it was a few years before we were asked to housesit for her again. It took a few weeks until we were forgiven. However, she does laugh about it now.