J.H.
I used to have great perky breasts too! And nice skin and no bags under my eyes and no gray hair.... then my kids came along! Those buggers!
I didn't breast feed, but after I had my second, one boob got bigger than the other and now they're lopsided and saggy. Sean is 3 now. I need an industrial strength bra to make them *look* perky, but they aren't anymore!
I went to the dermatologist and my hair is colored every 6 wks, but I still look exhausted (because I am). When I'm 35 I'm getting a tummy tuck & boob lift. I can't wait.
PS - Wow he's 8 mos old and in grad school! Smart kid! ;o)